You’d have to be an idiot not to see it.
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
cute date ideas:
- follow birds around
- talk to birds
- draw birds together
- go to the zoo to look at the birds
- go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
"I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away."