You’d have to be an idiot not to see it.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

fartymcmly:

cute date ideas:

  • follow birds around
  • talk to birds
  • draw birds together
  • go to the zoo to look at the birds
  • go shopping and buy shirts with birds on them
  • birds
tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!

tyleroakley:

Happy Easter!

schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay


"You can always call me Oswin, seeing as that’s my name."
"You can always call me Oswin, seeing as that’s my name."

diyoki:

"I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away."